Weensy Sparkly Bowtie - VIP EDITION

$10.00


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This bowtie is very similar to the original Weensy Sparkly Bowtie with a few very important differences.

First of all goodness sakes just look at that price. Omg! Ten buckeroos for a cheap 5mm Chinese bowtie?! Outrageous! Wow Jesse is really selling out this time huh guys?! It's like ever since he became a daddy all he cares about is money.

Secondly you'll notice immediately that the overall vibe of this bowtie is one of top-tier high-fashion. It has an unmistakeably elegant aura. It screams VIP. So maybe it's not for you idk.

Finally, this bowtie weighs a lot less than the others, showing is 0.0269 on the TW Milligram Scale as opposed to the 0.434g weight of the other lightweight TW bowties. What bowtie afficionado wouldn't throw down hard cash to save 000.0165 grams of weight? Wake up sheeple weight matters.

Ya know, I gotta say it really means something to me that you're still reading the descriptions of silly Whoop costume products like this one. Kinda feels like we've been hanging out huh? Is it just me? When I think about it, it's obvious that deep down you truly are a VIP. You're SO VIP it's like this epic high-brow bowtie was MADE for you. I bet you're about to buy several, but I'll tell ya what I wanna give you one for free. If you add the comment "VIPBOWTIE" to the end of your (neighborly?) note (in the notes section) at checkout I will personally sneak over to the TW shipping department and slip one into your order. Bros for life?!? Be careful, this tiny item will be lose in the box and might wind up in packaging materials or under the fold of a box. Ye must dig for burried treasure ;)

It may seem crazy generous of me to give these gorgeous expensive bowties out to peeps like you, but what can I say, some people are just different, I guess I was born this way. 

 

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Weensy Sparkly Bowtie - VIP EDITION

$10.00

This bowtie is very similar to the original Weensy Sparkly Bowtie with a few very important differences.

First of all goodness sakes just look at that price. Omg! Ten buckeroos for a cheap 5mm Chinese bowtie?! Outrageous! Wow Jesse is really selling out this time huh guys?! It's like ever since he became a daddy all he cares about is money.

Secondly you'll notice immediately that the overall vibe of this bowtie is one of top-tier high-fashion. It has an unmistakeably elegant aura. It screams VIP. So maybe it's not for you idk.

Finally, this bowtie weighs a lot less than the others, showing is 0.0269 on the TW Milligram Scale as opposed to the 0.434g weight of the other lightweight TW bowties. What bowtie afficionado wouldn't throw down hard cash to save 000.0165 grams of weight? Wake up sheeple weight matters.

Ya know, I gotta say it really means something to me that you're still reading the descriptions of silly Whoop costume products like this one. Kinda feels like we've been hanging out huh? Is it just me? When I think about it, it's obvious that deep down you truly are a VIP. You're SO VIP it's like this epic high-brow bowtie was MADE for you. I bet you're about to buy several, but I'll tell ya what I wanna give you one for free. If you add the comment "VIPBOWTIE" to the end of your (neighborly?) note (in the notes section) at checkout I will personally sneak over to the TW shipping department and slip one into your order. Bros for life?!? Be careful, this tiny item will be lose in the box and might wind up in packaging materials or under the fold of a box. Ye must dig for burried treasure ;)

It may seem crazy generous of me to give these gorgeous expensive bowties out to peeps like you, but what can I say, some people are just different, I guess I was born this way. 

 

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A Message from Mr. Tiny Whoop

about Tariffs and Pricing

Hey everyone,

I’m speaking to you now both as a business owner and a member of the FPV family we've built together.

For almost ten years now, I’ve been doing everything I can to keep Tiny Whoop prices steady, even as costs started to rise. But with the newest wave of tariffs—more than doubling the cost of nearly every part we import from China—that fight has hit a wall.

Lots of you have already noticed some prices going up across the site. This isn’t a price hike to chase profit. It’s survival mode. Like everyone in the FPV industry right now, I’m facing a set of changes that hit fast and hard. Nearly everything we source from China now costs us more than double.

For an irresponsibly long time I ate the costs of the tariffs, but the math doesn’t work anymore without putting Tiny Whoop at serious risk.

So here’s what I want you to know:
Every price increase is a response to real, unavoidable costs.
Even with the price increases I’m taking a big hit.
When this pressure eases, I’ll roll back prices immediately.

If you have any questions or ideas it would mean a lot to hear from you!

We’re still shipping every day, still guaranteeing satisfaction on all orders. But this is the toughest moment Tiny Whoop has faced in nearly a decade.

Through all of this, my mission hasn’t changed. I’m still committed to helping people experience the gift of flight, to keeping TinyWhoop.com on the leading edge of innovation, and to making sure the magic of Tiny Whoop doesn’t get swallowed up by politics and global economics.

If you’ve been a part of this ride in any way, I am so, so grateful! Thank you for supporting Tiny Whoop, thank you for supporting my family, and thank you for being a part of this amazing community!

— Jesse Perkins
Founder, Tiny Whoop